Come and spread your arms if you really need a hug

commanderinqueef:

I can’t tell what’s more baked right now 

me or these lays

This whole day had been filled with tiny little problems that annoy the fuck out of me

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY, TIM.

TIM.

TIMMY.

TIMBO.

TIMBALAND.

TIMBALAND AND MAGOO.

TIMBALAND PRESENTS: SHOCK VALUE.

TIMPERATE RAINFOREST. 

TIM, WAKE THE FUCK UP!

… OR DON’T. YOUR CALL. I THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE DEAD IN YOUR BATHROOM, THOUGH. WHEN AND IF YOU FIND YOUR PANTS YOU SHOULD GO CHECK THAT OUT. 

THAT WAS A TRULY EPIC PARTY, T-BOZ. I MEAN IT. I’M PRETTY SURE WE SET YOUR NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE ON FIRE. I’M GONNA GO GRAB SOME CHIPOTLE. I’LL SEE YOU IN CHEM LAB.

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So I let my mom take my car to work since she wanted to do some errands and I told her to pick me up from SHOPRITE at 3:30. I call her up and she tells me she’s in front of the big waterslide at SPLASHDOWN. So now I’m down five bucks or however much gas it takes to go to splashdown and back and I have to wait here in the break room for her. And she wonders why I smoke weed.

theyellowbrickroad:

marlaynuh:

what the fuck is this?

a banana

(via commanderinqueef)

la-petit-mermaid:

jeremyfuckingmckinnon:

hickies-n-hotpants:

Susie Q (1996)

Wish Upon A Star (1996)

Tower of Terror (1997)

Halloweentown (1998) 

My Date With The President’s Daughter (1998)

Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century (1999)

Horse Sense (1999)

The Thirteenth Year (1999)

Smart House (1999)

Johnny Tsunami (1999)

Seventeen Again (2000)

The Other Me (2000)

Up, Up, and Away (2000)

Life Size (2000)

Model Behavior (2000)

The Color of Friendship (2000)

Rip Girls (2000)

Quints (2000)

Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire (2000)

Phantom of the Megaplex (2000)

The Ultimate Christmas Present (2000)

Jumping Ship (2001)

Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge (2001)

The Luck of the Irish (2001)

Double Teamed (2002)

Cadet Kelly (2002)

Tru Confessions (2002)

Get a Clue (2002)

Gotta Kick It Up! (2002)

A Ring of Endless Nights (2002)

The Even Stevens Movie (2003)

Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off (2003)

You Wish (2003)

Right On Track (2003)

The Cheetah Girls (2003)

Pixel Perfect (2004)

Zenon: Z3 (2004)

Stuck in the Suburbs (2004)

Tiger Cruise (2004)

Halloweentown High (2004)

Go Figure (2005)

AAHHHHH!!!

I have been LOOKING for this post for SO LONG cause I wanted to watch Wish Upon a Star again! :D But I only have internet when I’m at Starbucks and I don’t really want to watch a movie here, so I’m attempting to load all 9 parts in different tabs so I can watch it when I get home. We’ll see how it goes.

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE AND JUST SO MAGICAL RIGHT NOW

ahhh my childhood !!

Reblogging for later

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“He looks like a total nerd, right? This guy looks like a geek, but his name’s Mike. He’s one of the most hardcore guys in the scene.”

Favorite character of the whole movie

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wherethehoneydipsat:

“Bob’s big arms were closed around to hold me inside, and I was squeezed in the dark between Bob’s new sweating tits that hang enormous, the way we think of God’s as big.”

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(via fuckyeah1990s)

(via exileinoblivion)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR LUNCH.

IT WAS REALLY GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. REALLY GOOD. I’VE MISSED YOU.

I MISSED YOU TOO.

SO MUCH.

… 

…

… 

…

OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I’VE GOT A PILATES CLASS AT 3. IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU.

IT WAS, WASN’T IT?

LET ME GO, DAN.